That Fuckin Guy

“The whole world is about three drinks behind.”
— Humphrey Bogart

Unix Beer: Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz.
to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even
though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical.
Sometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have
to have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you
either need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been
drinking Unix Beer for several years.

BSD stout: Deep, hearty, and an acquired taste. The official
brewer has released the recipe, and a lot of home-brewers now use it.

Hurd beer: Long advertised by the popular and politically active
GNU brewery, so far it has more head than body. The GNU brewery is
mostly known for printing complete brewing instructions on every can,
which contains hops, malt, barley, and yeast … not yet fermented.

Linux brand: A recipe originally created by a drunken Finn in his
basement, it has since become the home-brew of choice for impecunious
brewers and Unix beer-lovers worldwide, many of whom change the recipe.

POSIX ales: Sweeter than lager, with the kick of a stout; the
newer batches of a lot of beers seem to blend ale and stout or lager.

Solaris brand: A lager, intended to replace Sun brand stout.
Unlike most lagers, this one has to be drunk more slowly than stout.

Sun brand: Long the most popular stout on the Unix market, it was
discontinued in favor of a lager.

SysV lager: Clear and thirst-quenching, but lacking the body of
stout or the sweetness of ale.

I walk into the bar last night, sit down, jibba jabba with the fools. some guy down the bar yells “hey dude, I’ll give you $40 for that judas priest shirt”. I was like yeah uh huh right, sure. So he walks over and plops $40 on the bar. I said hmm, I wonder how well a shirtless fuckin guy will go over at this bar. One of the bartenders hands me his jacket. I give the guy the shirt and take the $40. Then one of the other bartenders buys me a Canters sweatshirt.

So I get $40 and a sweatshirt in trade for a Priest shirt. I guess I put on the right shirt last night! Time for a new JP t.

NOTE: I should add that this was not a vintage tour shirt. Just a print of an old album on a new shirt. Apparently his girl REALLY wanted it.

Yes, you too can have your very own.

For anybody that cares, here is my journal of my ongoing detox.

grog
1770 (implied in groggy “intoxicated”), supposedly an allusion to Old Grog, nickname of Edward Vernon (1684-1757), British admiral who wore a grogram (q.v.) cloak and who in August 1740 ordered his sailors’ rum to be diluted.

So, it’s watered down rum. Neat! I could look at http://www.etymonline.com/ for hours.

Thwacked the St. Louis Blues tonight 4-1 on home ice. I sat and drank whiskey while watching the game in my extended living room.

FUCK YEAH!!@(*&^#^&@@@

I am so flattered. The guys in Bronson made a t-shirt out of the flyer below. I almost cried like 10 times. They are so sweet. I could just hug them to death. I really do feel special. Gosh!!!!

One Lapdance she wont ever Forget Video - FileCabi.net

Drinkin beers and Mangoritas (better than it sounds) at Sonic’s joint in LA, then a nice drive to SF where I promptly left my truck unlocked and went to drink many beers and whiskey and whatever else I dont remember. Turns out the fuckers stole my messenger bag. Now, I don’t give a rats ass about the socks and underwear they got, but the actual bag was my life. Teh SUCK. I’m gonna miss it. I can get another one but man, they are kinda expensive and I am a big idiot. 16th and Mission, unlocked car. Dumb ASS.

Anyway, Saturday I made my way down the peninsula to Palo Alto for my grandmothers wake. It was nice to see the family, and a bunch of her friends showed up. Nice time. Kinda sad but like, it’s a wake? Yeah.

I’m at home now, nice to be back and out of my pants.

The 95′ Spacebar Crew