Twitter

April 8th, 2009 by mark

For what it’s worth, I cannot bring myself to Twitter. Ever. Not ever ever going to do it. This post might even have fit into a twitter, but it will not wind up there. Ever.

I’m That Fuckin Guy, and I approve this message

October 24th, 2008 by mark

Someone gets to do this for a living…

October 10th, 2008 by mark

writing porn tag lines like these:

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:: Boobstravaganza 11 Disc 2 Story: Tits, boobs, jugs, cans, pillows, balloons, babaloos bajongas, tatas, teetees, num-nums, and whimwhams! It doesn’t matter what you call ‘em, because we got ‘em in this latest edition of Boob-Stravaganza! We’ve put together 12 scenes full of girls with the biggest and nicest milk wagons you have ever laid your eyes (or cock) on!

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Cracks me up. Whimwhams??????

HARD ROCK AFRO

October 2nd, 2008 by mark

Finally…

5:30 am

September 18th, 2008 by mark

Take a picture of yourself right now. Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair… just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editing. Post these instructions with your picture.

Lookin good. But hey, it IS 5:30am.

Thanks, Faried

A good KVM

July 18th, 2008 by mark

Can anybody recommend a good USB KVM? Just need a 2 port deal compatible with windows and os X. Nobody is looking a this blog anyway. Hi!

OTTO!!!!!!

November 2nd, 2007 by mark

CANNOT STOP

October 8th, 2007 by mark

watching this.

World Peace

September 20th, 2007 by mark

The Dragon, screen test

September 18th, 2007 by mark

Thanks to robot boy,

NOTE: You missed it. They yanked it from YouTube. Dumbasses.