That Fuckin Guy

For what it’s worth, I cannot bring myself to Twitter. Ever. Not ever ever going to do it. This post might even have fit into a twitter, but it will not wind up there. Ever.

I dealt with these “recruiters” a few months ago, and got to one interview but then never heard back. I got a call yesterday and they want me to come down to their office. Again, I said? Apparently they have a whole new team (after 3 months?) and they need me to come in again. I did a little digging on the company this time, and here is what I found:

http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:t5TJQUDsZtwJ:recruiter-rater.zhrodague.net/story/remington_international_boston_ma+remington+international

Of course the original website is down or otherwise gone, but the post dates are current. The overall messages seems to be “do not deal with these losers” so, I got the message.

EDIT: Also, what is with these recruiting firms that cannot even validate parking for their potential clients pseudo-interviews? I know they don’t give a rats ass about how it looks, it’s about money. More specifically, THEIR money. I know first-hand how they try to squeeze you for information regarding where I have been interviewing. Scuzzy, slimy fuckheads. I think I can find a job without their monster.com-spamming help, thank you very much.

Who the fuck are these people and why do I give two rat shits if they are virgins? Fuck these shitbird posers, Slayer Rules!

We went to see Journey last night. Say what you will about them; Neil Schon KICKS ASS

hardrock afro at 1:45

The downside: We missed Cheap Trick and most of Heart on accout of it being in fucking Irvine. How are we supposed to get to Irvine by 7pm? Leave at noon? Can you please play in Los Angeles instead of the OC next time? Oh yeah, they are playing in LA next time. Thanks

Every so often I have to leave my happy little apt-get land and dirty myself with yum. Could it be slower and less flexible? I don’t know the exact name of the package, do you think you could suggest some? I really wanted XML-Parser, but you wouldn’t give it to me. Oh, I have to append perl- to that string and then everything is happy. Gosh, why didn’t I think of that.

To boil it down: I am sick and tired of Redhat and its derivatives. Thanks for listening.

EDIT: also, the BSD Ports system is a horrible pile of crap that should be put to death.

Ten percent of the land
Is the hand that pulls the strings
Be the privileged few (to have to own to hold)
Power over the people yes yes
Power over people
Be the privileged few to have to own to hold
Money property assets before lives
Green gestures of a dying planet
An endless debate only too late
An appetite for glutony
The only way is up the only way is up
But when you are up you have to try and stay there
So you stamp and cheat on people
Champagne breakfats (rewards for the killing)
And a fast waist bulging
Indulging, in what you call good living
But most of all there is too much fat on your heart - pig
A lifestyle of cholesterol
Cross collateralized cholesterol
Saving what’s left from profit margin
For what?
I’ll tell you what for
For some irrelevant conscience easing charity - Why?
Just to justify! Just to justify!
Look at this utopia
A society based on solid foundations
Educate our children - educate them well
To feather the nest and fuck the rest
(Yes yes feather thenest and fuck the rest)
The waste expands
(As your waist expands)
While others stand at the back of the queue
I mean you
Still the same old security
For your creature comforts
Exchanging the hours of your life
For the cash you’ve already spent
Eating rubbish so you can pay the rent
Table wine once a week if you’relucky
In comparison
Privatise the people’s lives
Be part of the company (or fade!)
The appliance of science to privatise their lives
Water is our business
Electricity is our business
Gas is our business
Lives are our business
Business is our business
Your money - my time
Your stinking industrial bathwater - my wine
Imbalance induces hate
How will you fill the gap
Between the endless buffet
And the scraps of food I have
I feel hate I feel hate
I feel hate I feel hate
(Don’t be afraid to show your hate, hate!)
You just treat me like a commodity
You didn’t know I couldn’t even afford to feed my family
I just want to kill
I just want to take a gun
And put it to your head
And pull the trigger

(Killing Joke)

I cannot find a tshirt of this in print anywhere on the internet. Maybe it just doesn’t exist. Send help.

“Being in a band is not unlike trying to keep four girlfriends happy while walking a tightrope naked with your ass on fire trying not to spill a drink.”

- me

To all those crapass “metal” bands out there making me want to vomit with your putrid noise: let the Strapping Young Lads and Goatwhores and Deicides and Cannibal Coprpses of the world unite and put to rest this false metal.

Soon. Soon. You and your crapass band will go back to work at the car wash.

“Wax that for ya? I used to be in a metal band, dude it was awesome!”

“fuck you you missed a spot. dirt head.”

Smartacus: hey are you losing your shit? your blog is all hostile!