That Fuckin Guy

By way of http://brownsharpie.courtneygibbons.org/

writing porn tag lines like these:

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Cracks me up. Whimwhams??????

Please to be recommending top-notch VIking Metal ASAP. Amon Amarth got the juices flowing.

For anybody that cares, here is my journal of my ongoing detox.

I just made myself a tofu scramble with soyrizo. and it was fucking great.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/447498/what_happens_when_you_pour_coke_on_raw_pork/

My pork days are just about over.

EDIT: Apparently this is a hoax. Still pretty gross though.

To all those crapass “metal” bands out there making me want to vomit with your putrid noise: let the Strapping Young Lads and Goatwhores and Deicides and Cannibal Coprpses of the world unite and put to rest this false metal.

Soon. Soon. You and your crapass band will go back to work at the car wash.

“Wax that for ya? I used to be in a metal band, dude it was awesome!”

“fuck you you missed a spot. dirt head.”

Proof by Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris says the statement is true, it is true. Anyone who questions it gets roundhouse kicked.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Proof

Smartacus: hey are you losing your shit? your blog is all hostile!

listening to CC at Dallas intl. I see heads exploding and limbs flying. fun!