shuffle

June 27th, 2006 by mark

njonez : I had to go get myself an ipod shuffle. if I have to hear phil collins on the radio at the Y one more time I’m going to kill everyone.
lori: hahahah. i love you, necky

Satyricon picture

June 26th, 2006 by mark

awesome.

Clutch

June 25th, 2006 by mark

Where rock is criminal, criminals rock.

Now Listening

June 25th, 2006 by mark

Iced Earth

watch out. POWER METAL.

ow

June 24th, 2006 by mark

I can feel every muscle in my body, screaming bloody murder at me for the abuse. The little devil in my head says “dude. couch. slack. wtf with the exercise?” I’m determined to shut that little fucker up.

Can someone bring me some ibuprofen? thanks.

I got on a skateboard in the kibitz last night. I almost fell into a table. I haven’t been on a skateboard in about 8 years. I can still almost crash, though. I guess that never goes away. Watching Lords of Dogtown this morning isn’t helping…

note to self: whiskey and skateboards don’t mix.

kalipornia sux: 10 things boys need to know about having SEXXX

June 23rd, 2006 by mark

kalipornia sux: 10 things boys need to know about having SEXXX

Prong - Force Fed

June 21st, 2006 by mark

Force Fed mp3

Orifices Opened To Force Feed
Food For Non Thought
Weaned On Mass Quantities
The Nutrition Is Subliminal Domination
It’s Easy To Digest
When It’s Shoved Down Your Throat
The Feast Shall Never End
While The Hordes Keep Eating It Up
Disguised By Titillation
Exercise The Tantilization
Titillation! Tantilization!
Absorb The Shit That You Ate
It Will Sink In, Remain There To Stay
You Will Lose All You Taste
It’s Been Decided What You Will Intake
You Will Lose All Your Taste
It’s Been Decided What You Will Intake
You Will Lose All You Taste
It’s Been Decided!

Boing Boing: China’s 2008 Olympic stadium design resembles giant snatch?

June 19th, 2006 by mark

Boing Boing: China’s 2008 Olympic stadium design resembles giant snatch?

oh yeah, this thing.

June 19th, 2006 by mark

anyway.

I am back in school and working out again. The thing is, I woke up in the middle of the night recently and I thought to myself, I had better start taking real responsibility for my health or I’m going to wake up some other morning in the future and kick myself for being such a slackass. you cant go back. as sexy as I might be, I dont FEEL entirely sexy. and I sure would like to. healthy might be a good start towards that.

so now I have google calendar text messaging my phone reminding me to work out and that I AM A FATTY. Maybe it will help remind me to not be such a slackass.

Japanese Rube Goldberg Contest

June 15th, 2006 by mark

Japanese Rube Goldberg Contest