shuffle
June 27th, 2006 by marknjonez : I had to go get myself an ipod shuffle. if I have to hear phil collins on the radio at the Y one more time I’m going to kill everyone.
lori: hahahah. i love you, necky
njonez : I had to go get myself an ipod shuffle. if I have to hear phil collins on the radio at the Y one more time I’m going to kill everyone.
lori: hahahah. i love you, necky
watch out. POWER METAL.
I can feel every muscle in my body, screaming bloody murder at me for the abuse. The little devil in my head says “dude. couch. slack. wtf with the exercise?” I’m determined to shut that little fucker up.
Can someone bring me some ibuprofen? thanks.
I got on a skateboard in the kibitz last night. I almost fell into a table. I haven’t been on a skateboard in about 8 years. I can still almost crash, though. I guess that never goes away. Watching Lords of Dogtown this morning isn’t helping…
note to self: whiskey and skateboards don’t mix.
Orifices Opened To Force Feed
Food For Non Thought
Weaned On Mass Quantities
The Nutrition Is Subliminal Domination
It’s Easy To Digest
When It’s Shoved Down Your Throat
The Feast Shall Never End
While The Hordes Keep Eating It Up
Disguised By Titillation
Exercise The Tantilization
Titillation! Tantilization!
Absorb The Shit That You Ate
It Will Sink In, Remain There To Stay
You Will Lose All You Taste
It’s Been Decided What You Will Intake
You Will Lose All Your Taste
It’s Been Decided What You Will Intake
You Will Lose All You Taste
It’s Been Decided!
anyway.
I am back in school and working out again. The thing is, I woke up in the middle of the night recently and I thought to myself, I had better start taking real responsibility for my health or I’m going to wake up some other morning in the future and kick myself for being such a slackass. you cant go back. as sexy as I might be, I dont FEEL entirely sexy. and I sure would like to. healthy might be a good start towards that.
so now I have google calendar text messaging my phone reminding me to work out and that I AM A FATTY. Maybe it will help remind me to not be such a slackass.