That Fuckin Guy

I just made myself a tofu scramble with soyrizo. and it was fucking great.

This is a hippy that understands the concept of supply and demand. At the moment, his face is demanding that you supply it with a fist. Who knew basic economics could be so satisfying?

I do not apologize for any rude text messages I may have sent last night.

http://www.warpath.org/torrents/kmbt/rtz/rtz0005.torrent

track list:

CELTIC FROST,Morbid Tales
MELVINS,A History Of Badmen
SKULLFLOWER,Blackwind
BEE & FLOWER,I Know Your Name
OM,Rays Of The Sun/To The Shrinebuilder
HIGH ON FIRE,Blood From Zion
ACROSS TUNDRAS,Western Wind
MEAT PUPPETS,Oh Me
SORIAH,Exordium

you may also be the only person on the planet who thinks I might be gay

aislinlumina
what are you talking about?

neckjonez
mmhmm

aislinlumina
i don’t know what you’re talking about. i’m not in a good mood right now.

neckjonez
the flickr comment

aislinlumina
you might be gay. if you’re going to get laid by the letter writer, which everyone seems to think, you would be gay if the letter writer were a man. no one has proven that one way or the other yet.

neckjonez
your logic is impeccable.

aislinlumina
i got an A in logic

neckjonez
I did too

aislinlumina
then you would think you would have figured that one out.

neckjonez
you’re making quite a few assumptions, but I wont point that out.

aislinlumina
what assumptions am i making?

neckjonez
that I would have sex with the letter writer IF they turned out to be male. does having sex with the same gender automatically make you gay? I do not think so.

aislinlumina
absolutely.

neckjonez
haha ok

aislinlumina
but the person who has the poorest logic is the one who wrote the comment in the first place.

neckjonez
hmm which one was that. frank probably

aislinlumina
there is nothing in the letters to even suggest you would ever get laid by the person writing them.

neckjonez
true

aislinlumina
which makes this whole conversation completely and utterly moot.

neckjonez
welcome to the internet

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/447498/what_happens_when_you_pour_coke_on_raw_pork/

My pork days are just about over.

EDIT: Apparently this is a hoax. Still pretty gross though.

wait for it…