That Fuckin Guy

I walk into the bar last night, sit down, jibba jabba with the fools. some guy down the bar yells “hey dude, I’ll give you $40 for that judas priest shirt”. I was like yeah uh huh right, sure. So he walks over and plops $40 on the bar. I said hmm, I wonder how well a shirtless fuckin guy will go over at this bar. One of the bartenders hands me his jacket. I give the guy the shirt and take the $40. Then one of the other bartenders buys me a Canters sweatshirt.

So I get $40 and a sweatshirt in trade for a Priest shirt. I guess I put on the right shirt last night! Time for a new JP t.

NOTE: I should add that this was not a vintage tour shirt. Just a print of an old album on a new shirt. Apparently his girl REALLY wanted it.

Thanks to robot boy,

NOTE: You missed it. They yanked it from YouTube. Dumbasses.

I wish, that I could really tell you,
All the things that happened to me
And all that I have seen,
A world full of people their hearts full of joy,
Cities of light with no fear of war,
And thousands of creatures with happier lives,
And dreams of a future with meaning and no need to lie,
No need to hate,
No need to hide.