I’m That Fuckin Guy, and I approve this message

October 24th, 2008 by mark

Someone gets to do this for a living…

October 10th, 2008 by mark

writing porn tag lines like these:

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:: Boobstravaganza 11 Disc 2 Story: Tits, boobs, jugs, cans, pillows, balloons, babaloos bajongas, tatas, teetees, num-nums, and whimwhams! It doesn’t matter what you call ‘em, because we got ‘em in this latest edition of Boob-Stravaganza! We’ve put together 12 scenes full of girls with the biggest and nicest milk wagons you have ever laid your eyes (or cock) on!

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Cracks me up. Whimwhams??????

Killing Joke

October 10th, 2008 by mark

Lemonodor and I went to see Killing Joke last night. Fucking amazing performance from this old school post-punk rock band

Celtic Frost

October 9th, 2008 by mark

Frozen is heaven, Frozen is hell.

Black Metal = FUN!

October 6th, 2008 by mark

handrail ass-slide at 12 seconds, dumpster peek at 16 seconds, ice cream chomp at 2:00

HARD ROCK AFRO

October 2nd, 2008 by mark

Finally…

Viking Metal

October 2nd, 2008 by mark

Please to be recommending top-notch VIking Metal ASAP. Amon Amarth got the juices flowing.